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bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

(via angrynerdyblogger)

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kylekallgren:

Fuck you and your shoulder waist ratio indeed.

(Source: forassgard, via jessiphia)

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natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via holyclamjammer)

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daringcastiel:

ThIS HaPPEnED ON MY TV?????

daringcastiel:

ThIS HaPPEnED ON MY TV?????

(via yall-mothafuckas-need-misha)

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"I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them."

Sara Eckel, This is Why You’re Still Single (It’s Not Why You Think)  (via aprettypastiche)

(Source: live-to-the-point-of-tears, via be-the-dean-to-my-castiel)

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alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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shreddedtopanga:

definitionofdisney:

If you love Disney you must follow this blog!

I loved this dang movie.